Felony Sandwich T-Shirt – The Most Dangerous Lunch in D.C.
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Felony Sandwich T-Shirt – The Most Dangerous Lunch in D.C.
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Make a bold (and hilarious) statement with the Felony Sandwich Tee—a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the “crime of the century” in Washington, D.C. Featuring a cartoon sandwich wrapped in crime scene tape, this shirt pokes fun at how something as harmless as lunch can be blown out of proportion.
Whether you’re into political humor, satirical takes on current events, or just love a good inside joke, the Felony Sandwich T-Shirt is the perfect way to serve up some laughs. Wear it to rallies, cookouts, or just out to lunch—it’s guaranteed to be the least dangerous thing on the menu. Get ready for laughs, double-takes, and “where did you get that?”
⚡ Limited Run – Grab yours now before it’s off the menu!
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
- 🧵 Shoulder Tape for Strength – Helps the shirt hold its shape, just like your values
- 🌿 Seam-Free Construction – Designed for comfort, built with less waste
- 🖨️ Smooth Fabric Ideal for Printing – Crisp, vivid graphics every time
- 👕 Ribbed Knit Collar – Keeps its structure, even after long shifts
- 🌎 Ethically Made – Soft on the skin, kind to the planet
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron or dry clean
- Non-chlorine bleach only if needed
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